Trouser Trouble
An airliner was taking off from New York’s Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, now sit back and relax… OH MY GOSH!”
Then there was silence. Afterwards, the captain came back on the intercom and said: “Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought be a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”
One passenger then remarked, “That’s nothing. He should see the back of mine!”
