The Machets’ Blog

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek
medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield

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